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Be yourself, who else is better qualified? - Franklin J. Giblin II

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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