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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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