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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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