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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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