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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

Another victim of the grim weeper. - Archie Bunker

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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