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Unknown Assailant

When testing of the Emergency Alert System is a FAIL

Unknown Assailant thanks to Barry McCartney

TV station attempts to bring anonymity to an assault suspect

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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