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Ups and Downs

Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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