Ups and Downs

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield