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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through. - Suzy Kassem

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep


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