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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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