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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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