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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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