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Vacation Sub-Plans

Tips for Dad on his next trip to the Far East

Vacation Sub-Plans thanks to Keith Blake

Planning an extended vacation in Hong Kong

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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