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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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