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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

It's fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla


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