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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown


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