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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

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In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

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You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

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Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

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There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

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No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

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