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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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