Waiting For Spring in Canada

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump