Waiting For Spring in Canada

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz