Waiting For Spring in Canada
Why Canadians don't stop too long for coffee at Timmy's
Joe forgot to bring along his de-icing equipment
QuotaBillsHandkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci