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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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