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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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