Walking His Fresh Food Pet

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett