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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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