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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

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I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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