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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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