Water Break

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson