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Water Break

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Water Break thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reaching out for a cool drink

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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