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Water Break

A helping hand between good friends

Water Break thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Reaching out for a cool drink

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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