Water Skiing in Russia

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Having no talent is no longer enough. - Gore Vidal

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson