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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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