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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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