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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Waste not, want not. - Proverb

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Sympathy is never wasted except when you give it to yourself. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis


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