Water Waste Basket

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self. - Charles Dickens

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields