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Waterfall Path

Finally finding the true source of drinking water

Waterfall Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What goes down must come up

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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