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Welcome to Texas, USPS

Everything is bigger in Texas - even their mailboxes

Welcome to Texas, USPS thanks to Francis Turner

Mail delivery at the end of a barrel

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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