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Welder's Last Stand

Some welding classes don't last very long

Welder's Last Stand thanks to Keith Blake

On the cutting edge of combustible welding supplies

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing. - Robin Williams

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs


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