Wet Feet

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba