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Wet Feet

Dreaming about a beach vacation on the subway to work

Wet Feet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco


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