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What A Radical

When resistance to change is futile

What A Radical thanks to Keith Blake

Taking the square out of a square root

Change Management: an approach to transitioning individuals, teams, and organizations to a desired future state. The beatings will continue until morale improves!

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do. - John C Maxwell

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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