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What A Radical

When resistance to change is futile

What A Radical thanks to Keith Blake

Taking the square out of a square root

Change Management: an approach to transitioning individuals, teams, and organizations to a desired future state. The beatings will continue until morale improves!

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Your organization is becoming hyperlinked. Whether you like it or not. It's bottom-up; it's unstoppable. - David Weinberger

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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