QuotaBillsPlodding wins the race. - Aesop
Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop
In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon
The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump
The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman
Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell
In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The child, merely by going on with his life, learns to speak the language belonging to his race. It is like a mental chemistry that takes place in the child. - Maria Montessori
Battery Electrolyte Tester: A tool for transferring sulfuric acid from a car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we trust in Him, keep His word, and live our lives for His pleasure, He'll give us the power we need - power to fight the good fight, to finish the race, and to keep the faith. - Ronald Reagan
I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack. - Wilford Brimley
Science is global. Einstein's equation, E=mc2, has to reach everywhere. Science is a beautiful gift to humanity, we should not distort it. Science does not differentiate between multiple races. - A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
Boston is the cream of the crops of the marathon world. It has such history that you feel such honor just being a part of it. All the other races have pacers to get you to a Boston qualifying time. - Summer Sanders
I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. - Erma Bombeck