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Wheelbarrow Races

How to get 3 vehicles past the toll booth for the price of 1

Wheelbarrow Races thanks to Roy Taylor

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They've got to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I've got to be conscious of that. - Mr. T

The marathon is all about energy management. I had planned to run it like a track race with strategic surges to blow up my competitors by putting them into oxygen debt, so that is the way I prepared. - Frank Shorter

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible. If you play the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow. - Chuck Klosterman

Medicine is the one place where all the show is stripped off the human drama. You, as doctors, will be in a position to see the human race stark naked - not only physically, but mentally and morally as well. - Martin H. Fischer

Consider the wheelbarrow. It may lack the grace of an airplane, the speed of an automobile, the initial capacity of a freight car, but its humble wheel marked out the path of what civilization we still have. - Hal Borland


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