QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro