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Who's Watching Whom?

Lion's march en masse to view the traveling human zoo

Who's Watching Whom? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Lion pride proud of their catch

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright


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