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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

I get a standing ovation just standing. - George Burns

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen


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