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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie


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Painfull Skydive

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Mountain Flock

Tea Bait

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Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Trudeau Trips

Engagement Rings

Outback Golf Course

Importanter

Get In Line!