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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I'd like a bromo, but I can't stand the noise. - Joe E Lewis

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Keep not standing fixed and rooted. Briskly venture, briskly roam. - Goethe

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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