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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Even if we stand at the very summit of virtue, it is by mercy that we shall be saved. - John Chrysostom

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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