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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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