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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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