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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

No one ever built a legacy by standing still. - Ravi Zacharias

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Keep not standing fixed and rooted. Briskly venture, briskly roam. - Goethe

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown


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