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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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