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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Here I stand. I can do no other! - Martin Luther

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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