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Wi-Fi Neighbour

How to find cheap, nearby internet access

Wi-Fi Neighbour thanks to Keith Blake

After all, what are friends for?

WiFi: a popular technology that allows an electronic device to exchange data or connect to the internet wirelessly using radio waves... free, if you have good neighbours!

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We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

A lot of being an adult is just resetting the Wi-Fi. - Jen Statsky

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

We don't sell data; we don't allow anyone to sell data. - Mark Zuckerberg

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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