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Wi-Fi Neighbour

How to find cheap, nearby internet access

Wi-Fi Neighbour thanks to Keith Blake

After all, what are friends for?

WiFi: a popular technology that allows an electronic device to exchange data or connect to the internet wirelessly using radio waves... free, if you have good neighbours!
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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

A lot of being an adult is just resetting the Wi-Fi. - Jen Statsky

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

We don't sell data; we don't allow anyone to sell data. - Mark Zuckerberg

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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