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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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