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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker


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