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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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