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Wine Bottle Recycling

Finding a place for aging wine bottles

Wine Bottle Recycling thanks to Mike King

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Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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