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Wine Bottle Recycling

Finding a place for aging wine bottles

Wine Bottle Recycling thanks to Mike King

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield


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