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Wine Glass Chair

Backyard dining for a wine connoisseur

Wine Glass Chair thanks to Howard Chapman

Aussies know how to always keep a glass at hand

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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