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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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