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Ford has a better idea for installing snow tires

Winter Ready thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The best of the earliest winter snow tires

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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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