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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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