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Winterpeg Warm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking weather stripping to a new level

Life in Winterpeg - where the outhouse AND the inhouse are COLD
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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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