With The Pope

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith