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With The Pope

Holy Land tours for Catholics

With The Pope thanks to Roy Turkington

Joining the 'Hope with Pope' pilgrimage

PS: Her husband’s name was Larry Pope
If God is for us, who can be against us? (Romans 8:30-32)
Book early for your next Papal Tour in Jerusalem (last one was in 2009)

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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