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With The Pope

Holy Land tours for Catholics

With The Pope thanks to Roy Turkington

Joining the 'Hope with Pope' pilgrimage

PS: Her husband’s name was Larry Pope
If God is for us, who can be against us? (Romans 8:30-32)
Book early for your next Papal Tour in Jerusalem (last one was in 2009)

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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