With The Pope

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith