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With The Pope

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With The Pope thanks to Roy Turkington

Joining the 'Hope with Pope' pilgrimage

PS: Her husband’s name was Larry Pope
If God is for us, who can be against us? (Romans 8:30-32)
Book early for your next Papal Tour in Jerusalem (last one was in 2009)

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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