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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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