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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles


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