Woman-Riding Man

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman