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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Man always dies before he is fully born. - Erich Fromm

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. - George Moore

If a man thinks he is not conceited, he is very conceited indeed. - C S Lewis

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. - Frank Dane

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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