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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - William Wallace

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. - George Moore

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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