Woman-Riding Man

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen