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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

There is much difference between imitating a man and counterfeiting him. - Benjamin Franklin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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