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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. - Voltaire

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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