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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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