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Woodpecker Trio thanks to Mike King

Counting how many mouths to feed for dinner

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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