Worst Aid

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

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A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart