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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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