Worst Aid
When you know you've tried CPR resuscitation too long
First Aid courses for the elderly and by the elderly
QuotaBillsCaring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays
I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden
Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch