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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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