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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.<br /><br />
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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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