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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

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Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. - Jack Black

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power. - George Macdonald

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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