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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy


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