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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility. - Peter F Drucker

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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