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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.<br /><br />
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Power is ego. - Red Auerbach

Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

A good trumpeter has the power to rouse fools into making slaughter. - Virgil

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. - Mark Zuckerberg

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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