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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Realising that they will never be a world power, the Cypriots have decided to settle for being a world nuisance. - George Mikes

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


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