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QuotaBillsAll politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick
Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien