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QuotaBillsGood government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
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In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
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Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan
The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin