Yawn March
Marching to the sleep of a different drummer
Some marching parades seem to go on forever
QuotaBillsSalivation Army - Archie Bunker
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A yawn is a silent shout. - G K Chesterton
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
Lots of time you have to pretend to join a parade in which you are really not interested in order to get where you're going. - Christopher Morley
This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash