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Evolution of the Christian fish symbol

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Christianity survives through Dinosaur times

Origin of the Christian fish symbol
In the 1st Century, Christians made an acrostic from the Greek word ichthys. Christ fed the 5,000 with 2 fishes and 5 loaves (Feeding the Multitudes, Matthew 14:13-21 and Mark 8:1-9), and Jesus called his disciples 'Fishers of Men.' (Matthew 4:19). Water baptism created a parallel between fish and converts. Theologian Tertullian stated, 'We, little fishes, after the image of our Ichthys, Jesus Christ, are born in the water.'

Critics of the fish symbol decry it as tacky commercialism of faith...

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

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Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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