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Evolution of the Christian fish symbol

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Christianity survives through Dinosaur times

Origin of the Christian fish symbol
In the 1st Century, Christians made an acrostic from the Greek word ichthys. Christ fed the 5,000 with 2 fishes and 5 loaves (Feeding the Multitudes, Matthew 14:13-21 and Mark 8:1-9), and Jesus called his disciples 'Fishers of Men.' (Matthew 4:19). Water baptism created a parallel between fish and converts. Theologian Tertullian stated, 'We, little fishes, after the image of our Ichthys, Jesus Christ, are born in the water.'

Critics of the fish symbol decry it as tacky commercialism of faith...

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

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Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

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An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

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I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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