Yoga Food

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie