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Yoga Food

Dance of the cookie cutter

Yoga Food thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Outlining kitchen inspiration

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk


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