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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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