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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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