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Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

And if I please you so, my lover, remember praise is comely. - Countee Cullen

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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