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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks


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