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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust


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