Young Mermaid
Swimming lessons start early in the Moistwet Territories
When I grow up I'm gonna be a flounder!
QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik