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Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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