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May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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