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Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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