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4 Stages of Santa's Life

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4 Stages of Santa's Life thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Allen Saunders

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown


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