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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earthquake: A topographical error - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. - Hannah Arendt

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg