404 Office Maintenance
How to setup and customize your own 404 File Not Found office
Showing people where things aren't found in the work area
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Earthquake: A topographical error - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons
Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown
Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista
Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. - Hannah Arendt
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid
If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman
Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg