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404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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