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A Frayed Knot

How to tie knots without being funny

A Frayed Knot thanks to Wayne Nowazek

This post is knot so good but will tie you in stitches

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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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