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A Frayed Knot

How to tie knots without being funny

A Frayed Knot thanks to Wayne Nowazek

This post is knot so good but will tie you in stitches

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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. - Matt LeBlanc

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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