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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Loving is half of believing. - Victor Hugo

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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