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A Good Woman

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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