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A Good Woman

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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