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I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss


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