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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia


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