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A Good Woman

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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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