A Wee Fit

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin