A Wee Fit
An afterthought on bridge height limits
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QuotaBillsIrony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco
Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson
From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel
I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran
If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev
The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey
Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson
He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert