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Alien Light Sighting

Mysterious fixture stands out on local highway

Alien Light Sighting thanks to Barry McCartney

Recently reported UFO and Alien sightings

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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