Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Jiffy: One metric ton of peanut butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insecticide: What the despondent ant committed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inbred: Best way to eat peanut butter and jelly - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield