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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

If you tell yourself you feel fine, you will. - Jodi Picoult

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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