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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

There's a fine line between impressionistic and messy. - Lady Gaga

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. - William Hazlitt

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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