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OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between impressionistic and messy. - Lady Gaga

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. - William Hazlitt

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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