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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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