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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

If you tell yourself you feel fine, you will. - Jodi Picoult

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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