Are You Ready?

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias