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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

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I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan