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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon


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