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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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