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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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