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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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