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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

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My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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