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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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