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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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