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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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