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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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