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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

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No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi


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