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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a questionable relationship

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald

You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it. - Barbra Steisand

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Administratium: Another of the heaviest elements known to man (see also Governmentium) - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

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