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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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