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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a questionable relationship

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Trust your ability. - Itzhak Perlman

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

He who does not trust enough, will not be trusted. - Lao Tzu

It's a delight to trust somebody so completely. - Jeff Goldblum

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same. - Unknown

The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry L Stimson

It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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