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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a questionable relationship

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Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. - Cicero

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open. - James Broughton

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The Lord is a good banker, and I trust Him. He has never failed me. Why should I be anxious? - Charles H Spurgeon

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Trust and belief are two prime considerations. You must not allow yourself to be opinionated. - James Dean

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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