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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Trust dies but mistrust blossoms. - Sophocles

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

What orators lack in depth they make up for in length. - Charles de Secondat

You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it. - Barbra Steisand

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Administratium: Another of the heaviest elements known to man (see also Governmentium) - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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