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Aussie Bar Rules

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Aussie Bar Rules thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Bartending signs for male and female customers in Australia

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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